Adverb pre-fixed video game reviews.

You'll see what I mean,
*I am fully aware that some of these may not be actual words*

Left 4 Dead 2

Zombiely Vindicated, brains asplode with friends online!
- 4 out of 7 Goddamns


Assassins Creed
Stabily delicious but gets boring quick.
- Π out of 7 Goddamns

New Super Mario Brothers Wii
Frustratingly Awesome, turn parties into screamin
- 5out of 7 Goddamns

Bayonetta
Sexily carpal tunnel inducing, main story not meant for human comprehension.
- 6 out of 7 Goddams.