Video Game Haikus

Haikus are weird man.  Try to guess which game each Haiku is from. (It's pretty fucking easy)


1.
Goomba Approaches
Dude moves only in straight lines.
Bitch is gonna get stomped.

2. 
Level 9, Hight 5
Only for the strong hearted
Z blocks are the worst

3.
Mad Ape pearched attop.
Throwing barrels like a champ
The kong must fall

4. 
Eight bosses to kill
Weak white pellets fire away
Go Blue Bomber go!

5.
Mini-games are dumb
red and blue dots cover the board
I will steal your stars.