I love black holes. They are these giant overwhelming freakish anomalies of our awesome and mysterious universe. Once something has passed a black hole's event horizon not even light can escape from the pull of the gravity. Everything at the centre of a black hole gets torn apart by the singularity. An area of zero volume with infinite gravity. It's actually been discovered that there is a super-massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy, causing of the solar systems to orbit it. This is not a bad thing, it's not going to harm us, it's actually just keeping everything locked in place. They have reason to believe massive black holes are at the centre of all major galaxies.
What would it be like to get caught in one????
That being said here are the top 5 things I would throw in a black hole.
5) All of the world's stupid raisins. Raisins are teh dumbz.
4) Skinny Jeans
3) White Castle...the entire fucking franchise.
2) Whatever evil device that allows Canadian PM Stephan Harper to keep his human form in our dimension.
1) Will Smith's Big Willie Style.
That is all.
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